Mystery Driver

Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.

"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.

by Brayn January 17, 2013

Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules

“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen”

“What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”

by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021

on the driver

On it.

Dave: "Hey uh Mark, bro, can you do that thing, y'know, the one we asked you to do?"
Mark: "On the driver"

by CooperABC December 5, 2018

Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.

Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver

by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.

I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.

by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021

Driver right

When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right

Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight

by Bier Kapitän January 9, 2024