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double flush

The technique of washing your arse after having a shit and not having any other way to clean your arse. the double flush is done by flushing the toilet, cupping your hand and cleaning your arse with the flush water.
Maj: Theres no toilet paper and I need a shit.

Kamy: Just do the double flush, intit.

Zed: Whats this double flush business?...Im hungry.

Kamy: You know, double flush it, intit. Put your hand under the water and clean it! Intit!
by Flushed February 1, 2013
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Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.
Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?
by Cameron March 30, 2004
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B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
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double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.
She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.
by Matty O January 19, 2004
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Double Plumkin with cheese

The art of having your cock sucked while taking a shit and eating a burger, preferably with bacon.
Monica gave me a plumkin last night. fortunately, i had a burger so it evolved into the double plumkin with cheese!
by Powerphone Tube Steak October 3, 2009
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Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.
1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*
by artoxic November 30, 2011
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double nut

Verb: An ejaculation so massive that it is as if you have busted two nuts rather than one.
Dude, the sex was so good that I double nutted
by Coyote petey boy CG July 9, 2017
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