Food Coloring

An eloquent term for burned food.

-Hey man, you burned the Bejesus out of this toast!
-That's not char, thats food coloring!

by OneForDaMoneyTwoForDaShow May 5, 2010

Person of Color

A Person of Color is the opposite of a Person of Noncolor. A largely confusing and inaccurate term, as one of the colors the term describes, is in fact, similarly to the noncolor, not a color at all.

There are those who believe one or both of the noncolors are in fact colors. Therefore, you should make sure which definition is being used before addressing someone, so that you don't risk offending the person.

Could you please give this envelope to the Person of Color over there. It's the one who is standing next to the Person of Noncolor.

by Petmakmak December 21, 2018

Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Colorguard

A colorguard is the four person team that posts and retrieves the American flag (definition applies to other countries, but I'm American so...). A colorguard is made up of a senior rifle, a senior flag (the colorguard commander), a junior flag, and a junior rifle. Do not be fooled by the failures that are the previous definitions of colorguard. We are not some gay extension of a marching band staffed with only girls and homosexual guys, we are an elite group of highly trained men and women. We do not spin around rifles and flags. Yes, colorguard is an extremely time consuming activity, but it is well worth it. Through colorguard I have made friends that I will have untill the day I die. True colorguards are used by the U.S. Army, The United States Marine Corps, The U.S. Navy, The United States Air Force, The Coast Guard, and the Civil Air Patrol. The boy scouts have colorguards, but they have little training and lack the proper training mindset.

Colorguard is more than flags and rifles. Colorguard is more than what people's stereotypical minds understand. Colorguard is a unique experience that teaches discipline and respect.

by capcg-cckj June 5, 2011

Colorado

A mountainous state is the western U.S. best known for its Mother Nature on crack weather, over celebrated weed culture, pathetic Broncos fans with serious inferiority complexes, horrendous drivers, more east coast transplants than CA, OR and WA combined (but they still bitch about “Calforniacation”), where plaid, beards, dogs, and Subaru’s are the standard operating procedure, and where brainwashed liberals think they are saving the earth by shopping at Whole Foods and redefining modern culture by ripping on conservatives, Christians and the AFA in Colorado Springs (never mind they elected a Communist Governor). One redeeming quality is the epic skiing...but even that’s ruined by the idiot liberals, snobs, and douchebags that move from the east coast. Used to be great. Now just a painful lesson in how to wreck a state by letting the idiot marxists have control.

Don’t Colorado your life.

You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!

by Idiot liberal February 27, 2019

Evergreen Colorado

A small town filled with urban folks. Filled with athletic/artisic culture. More republican the demorcratic. Some extreme republicans, and some discrimination. Great schools and great technology. Tourist area is Downtown Evergreen and Evergreen Lake. Lake concerts during the summer and Ice Skating during the winter. Johnny Depp is a frequent visitor. Mostly known as a rich town. Town is divided with rich and poor. The people are divided with rich and poor as well

"Hey, I visited Evergreen Colorado.."
"And?"
"The lake was beautiful, but a lot of stoners there."
"Go check out the golf club, that's the rich area."

by wheewwww September 16, 2012

Delta, Colorado

A town in Colorado. Nearest big city is Grand Junction. Most everything that other guy said is true, but it sure beats the hell outta montrose colorado. Fuckin' indians.

Jim: Hey man, did you see that town we just passed through?

Bob: No, I blinked. Whatever it was, it sure can't be as bad as this town we're in now.

Jim: Yeah this is montrose. Let's turn around and go to Delta, Colorado again.

by deltadude November 19, 2009