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cool pains 

The pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you're in a heightened state of coolness. The pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp
homey 1: What's happenin' G unit, why y'all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and shit?

homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra
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cool your dick 

Dude #1: Dude, WTF are you doing?
Dude #2: Cool your dick, dude.

cool your boots 

just chill
Hey man, don't worry, just cool your boots
cool your boots by matrix7897 March 6, 2014

cool and collected 

The phrase is used to describe the demeanour of a person;other meanings are--dignified,unperturbed
Even after her darling husband's untimely death, she continued living her life in her usual cool and collected fashion

cool frozen beans 

a throw up between the words "cool beans" and "beansicles". Meaning its so cool, its frozen
"Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow!"
"Oh, cool frozen beans."

cool for the summer 

"Did you hear? Jen and Alison made out at that frat party last night, I didn't even know they were lesbians!"
"They're not, they're just cool
for the summer"

While Haley was muff deep with her roommate, she wondered if she was a lesbian or just cool for the summer.

"Hey, wanna lez out tonight?"
"Sure, I'm cool for the summer"

"I like your hat"
"YES I'M COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!"
"Uhh..."
cool for the summer by Pixiety October 13, 2015