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Kansas City Cum Swap

The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.
Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.

Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.
by Lord069 August 26, 2011
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citation circle

A group of academics who exclusively cite each other and nobody else.

Rare in science, but surprisingly common in arts and humanities.
Mary's research on sexuality in Victorian times ran into a snag when she hit a citation circle and couldn't get out.
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Queen City Coronation

When someone defecates a ring of feces on another person's head (usually one who is passed-out drunk), thus resulting in a crown.
Did you see how fucked up Jesse was at the party last night? He ended up passing out on the couch so David gave him a proper Queen City Coronation.
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Holy shit Terry I almost just fucking died after my toilet tried to cyber city me
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Kansas City

Two cities with the same name that share a metropolitan area along the Kansas-Missouri border. Kansas City, Missouri (445,000) is twice as large as its Kansas counterpart and known for jazz and barbeque. The Kansas City Metro area is just shy of 2 million people in the middle of the United States. Kansas City is not known for very much and lacks an identity, but is a comfortable Midwest metropolis, nonetheless.
"Where we going, dude ?"

"Kansas City"

"Which one, man?"
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 31, 2007
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Ocean City

A vacation spot in MD, with everything you look for in a summer vacation. Though expensive, you must visit a few times in your life.
Ocean City is the place to be on the 4th of July.
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