Change

C- Come
H- Help
A- A
N- Nigger
G- Get
E- Elected

We need all of you to change for Barack Obama.

by iambane January 20, 2009

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Chigger

A chick nigger,
Chick + Nigger = Chigger.

I wonder what it would be like to do a nigger.
A chick nigger.
A Chigger.

by Ravi Sinh December 25, 2007

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a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.

"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."

by MilkMan9 April 5, 2008

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sex change

While it may one day be possible in the future, sex change is but a myth in this day and age. Even though it is legally recognized, so-called "sex change surgery" is in reality nothing more than genital mutilation and body modification followed by hormone treatments.

It goes by many fanciful, inventive, politically correct names: sex reassignment surgery, sex reassignment therapy, gender reassignment, genital reconstruction surgery, or sex affirmation surgery.

But the pure and simple fact is that people conceived with XX chromosomes are female, and people conceived with XY chromosomes are male. There is currently no known medical procedure to change this in any way. Changing sex will be possible when and if such technology is developed, but until such time it remains a myth.

Normal Man: Sorry, but you were born a man, and I'm strictly heterosexual, therefore I want nothing to do with you.

Disfigured Man: But I had sex change surgery! I'm legally a woman now!

Normal Man: No, you're just a feminine-looking man with XY chromosomes and mutilated genitals. Not interested.

by klopek007 March 24, 2010

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Chinee

(verb) To "Chinee" is to pull a move in public that is distinctly Chinese, such as parking poorly, driving through a red light, running away from a calm dog on a leash, spitting anywhere and everywhere, standing way too close to you in line.

while driving around looking for a parking spot, a person walks to their car and sits in it, but doesn't move the car and makes no motion signaling you that they plan to stay. You sit there patiently waiting for a while and still they do nothing. You then beep your horn, flip them off and say angrily to yourself in your car "don't Chinee! c'mon! gimme a sign, ya douche!!"

by fek666 October 2, 2008

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