apple cheeks

What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.

Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.

by eclecticbass December 7, 2010

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

cheese and gum

A covert way of saying "jizz and cum"

What's that on the corner of the bedsheet?

I think it's a stain from cheese and gum.

by RodRod August 16, 2010

Spendin Cheese

Misheard musical lyric from Jay Z's Big Pimpin. Has no meaning. See spinning cheese for correct usage.

Did you just say spendin cheese? Cause the real phrase is spinning cheese.

by T&A Construction January 17, 2012

Chutney and Cheese

You put some cheddar cheese around your dick and then butt fuck a girl till its kinda melted, then put some bread around it and make her eat it...Bread, Cheese, and all.

You know that girl we met at the pub? well i took her back to the flat and did a chutney and cheese!

by lolwutnotme December 2, 2009

Not'cho cheese!

The punchline of a popular, but reprehensible joke, intended to sound like "Nacho cheese!"

Alan Currie: What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Innocent bystander: I don't know, what?
Alan Currie: Not'cho cheese!

by Cliff Precarious June 30, 2011