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Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
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Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.
by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019
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Soft cheese

If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese”

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
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evil cheese

someone who likes to draw the also usually like anime
oh look its the new girl she looks like a total evil cheese
by wxllxxmx March 14, 2020
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hoodie cheese

Nasty cheese shit when u don't wash an uncircumcised penis
Person 1: Yo bro can I borrow some of your hoodie cheese?
Person 2: Yea I got you homie. *grabs into pants*
by boogieWahoodie April 8, 2020
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Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce
Who would like some broccoflower cheese
by MumziG April 18, 2020
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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