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Case Western Reserve University

A university in Cleveland, Ohio that focuses on engineering and sciences. It does offer a top notch education, but it is not worth it once you consider the following:

-90% of the girls are either really ugly, really plain looking, or both. The other decent looking 10% are pretty much reserved for the football players. Sorry. If you want a love life at case, youre going to have to find someone outside of case.

-Most people at case are so dull. They're too caught up in studying, playing guitar hero, frat business, online games, anime, and some random organizations that they have no interest in but simply want to include in their resume. Some of them are immature, arrogant and insecure assholes (see example). People here simply aren't chill, and they act like they're still in high school.

-Don't expect to party too hard at case. Frats rarely have parties with alcohol (or hot girls). Case students either don't drink or they are alarmingly inexperienced drinkers who get belligerently wasted off one beer and brag about the stupid shit they do at the time.

-The workload at case is ridiculous. It's extremely easy to fall behind in any of the classes, and you get fucked. Exams tend to pile up all in the same week. Basically, you study your ass off just to get a C or D on most of the exams. This usually equates to a passing grade due to generous curves, but you don't end up learning anything this way. The worst part is imagining showing someone your resume. As much as you would like your employer or the admissions office at a transfer college to appreciate the Ivy-league workload you survived through, chances are they simply haven't heard of the place.

-Like I said, Case Western Reserve University is conveniently located in CLEVELAND, OHIO. As in, the land of eternal winters, construction, potholes, poverty, crime, and absolutely nothing to do. I don't understand why people always respond "-but there's the rock and roll hall of fame!" yes! so? It might be interesting the first time, but it's basically a museum.

Don't end up like me kids. Don't go to Case.
In my freshman year at Case Western Reserve University, my bike and car got stolen, the only parties I went to were by CIA, and everybody in my building decided to talk the biggest shit about me for absolutely no reason, all while talking shit about each other. The only thing keeping me sane so far was an amazing girl I found at nearby Hiram college.
by trapped April 20, 2008
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Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.
My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.
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catch a case

To physically assault someone. To attack physically, barehanded or with a dangerous weapon.
Ron gripped the handle of his cane sword, saying "both of y'all better leave this place," as he slowly unsheathed the blade "or I just may have to catch a case!"
by the birds and trees June 21, 2007
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case

v. to case out-- to swap out the internals of recently purchased piece of hardware so that you get new hardware, and then you return your old hardware in the new case to place of purchase thereby screwing retailers or manufacturers or both. The casing method works well on modular PC components... optical drives, computers, gaming systems, anything with a case. Similar to boxing. In other words, a white collar way to possibly steal expensive hardware.
1. Casing my 1TB hard drive that failed on day 10 has saved me many days-- maybe weeks-- that would normally be spent on trying to get a replacement through warranty work.

2. The cheapest way to get a blue-ray drive is to case it with an old 52x.
by Tomsnafu November 23, 2009
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Hot Cakes

The powder a fat person puts on in the creases of their body. When it gets hot and sweaty, it becomes a hot cake. UMMM!
It's so hot out I'm making hot cakes under my boobs!

You can see her hot cakes on her back through her tube top.
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gettin' cakes

-if you're hookin-up with a girl or getting some pussy, youre gettin cakes
-it can be used in past, present and future tense:

-past tense: i got cakes

-present tense: im gettin cakes

-future tense: im gunna try to get some cakes tonight
i was gettin' cakes from this girl
yo bro, did you get any cakes at the party last night?
im tryin to get some cakes from your sister
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case

The word used to describe the last possible card that can help your hand in poker.
Three people folded aces, so I needed the case ace.
by Heather Clemens May 12, 2007
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