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Bare Minimum Bullshit 

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Bare Minimum Bullshit by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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Bare Minimum Bullshit 

Bare Minimum Bullshit (B.M.B.S) is a situation where one partner in a relationship does little to no amount of sexual activity. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Bare Minimum Bullshit by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

bulkshit 

I can't sleep tonight, I didn't know why until I saw the full moon outside- definitely a case of bulkshit.
bulkshit by hauralate November 14, 2016

bullshitter 

an animal that is of hindu origin and is commonly know for telling lies and is found mostly in the areas such as hale and altricham
oh whats thet smell, oh wait hes just tellin lies what a bullshitter
bullshitter by im safe November 18, 2009

Ho Daddy Bullshit 

"Ho Daddy bullshit" is specific to an early 1980s British interpretion of American Rock n Roll, performed most explicitly by corporate mega band "Dire Straights". Unlike his contemporaries, Knopfler adopted categorically American themes and voices with scarcely a trace of customary British persona, interpretation or intellect to be found. in this fashion he both deluded the Global following which he would be enabled to achieve, while further diluting an already questionable "Music Trend" of "Guitars, Bars and Cars, Werkin Class Hillbilly Pop".

some other sub categorical artists of "Ho Daddy Bullshit" sound could be John "Cougar" Melancamp, Brian Adams, Bruce Springsteen and John Fogerty". although it should be clarified, that with the latter's more obvious authenticity, long term credibility and geographic proximity to the textures and events that make up the genre, would in fact NOT be considered HO DADDY BULLSHIT, as is defined primarily by one Mark Knopfler.
If i have to hear the that ho daddy bullshit one more time i am going to drive a spike through my ear.

Bullshit - Chicanery 

An act of deception that is attended to mislead or trick an individual.
Professor Davis's test was Bullshit - Chicanery, not of the students pass.

Bullshittin' 

When I told John I had nicked his new BMW, he was bullshittin' mad.
Bullshittin' by signull October 13, 2006