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Brandon

An asshole who doesn't care about anybody's feelings and will dump a girl for no reason at all. Usually portugese and takes drugs. Also fails at academics.
girl: so..i hear you're single again?
brandon: yea, im sorry.
girl: why didn't you at least tell me?
brandon: i don't know. im sorry. i want a girl who lives closer to me.
by Watamelon May 27, 2009
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Brandon Phillips

One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.
The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.
by lilz9090 April 13, 2009
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brandon

boy with curly long hair.
at his school hangs out with one girl and one boy.
loves skating with a passion, most girls do not think he is attractive. every now and then one girl will think hes cute.

a very shy person.
that brandon does not talk!
by cockapoo April 2, 2008
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“Let’s go Brandon!”

Absent actual conservative comedians to lead them in their humorous inside jokes, this is a phrase used by white trash to express their displeasure with Joe Biden’s presidency. When translated to be understood by the college-educated, it means “Fuck Joe Biden!”
Cletus loved to shout “Let’s go Brandon!” across the holler in between hits of crystal meth and swigs of Mountain Dew.
by fishegg34 December 28, 2021
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Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
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Brandon Kohensky

A bushy bunny.

One who does not shave his bush.

Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
See JD Edgar for Brandon Kohensky
by Jack-offer March 22, 2011
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brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.
Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips
by brandon May 5, 2014
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