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Bro tax

When your bro plays wingman for you without you knowing. He then, after the fact, tells you about how he hooked you up. Your bro is now entitled to one cock-block anytime and anyplace.
Your bro has a facebook conversation with the chick he's trying to get with as well as her sister whom you had a great time with over the weekend. When you come up in the conversation, he defends you and puts in a good word. The next day in the gym he shows you the conversation and says you owe him for playing wingman. This is legit; he is now entitled to one cock-block which is considered Bro tax.
by Xenthos Man November 2, 2012
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Daddy-Bro

the opposite of sisom

A childs parent is both their brother and their father.

This word derives from the combination of two words brother and father. The second meaning of brother which is a male offspring having only one parent in common with another offspring. Dad which means 1. A male parent.

The mother of the offspring is also the mother of the son which makes the male parent both the brother and the father to the offspring. The brother and father (daddy-bro) is the offspring’s half-brother and father.
"In Incest families commonly found in the southern states of North America brothers of sisters are also found to be their fathers.

"My brodad thinks he is so cool that he likes to call himself Daddy-Bro!"
by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012
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Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.
Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"
by MegaGabe September 28, 2013
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Booze Bro

A bro that you chill with for the sole reason that he consistently and reliably has alcohol with him.
"You know that George kid from down the hall? He's so damned annoying man-what were you doing hanging with him last night?"

"You're right, he's annoying as hell-but he's a great booze bro, so I put up with him"
by Jewbacca501 October 10, 2011
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Algo Bros.

A social observation realized when two dudes or more have the same or similar YouTube algorithms. They send out links to liked vods and the normal response is "Bro I've seen that too!!!". Algo Bae and Algo Sis are variants of the concept.
Honsho- Yo bro, i just sent you a link to this sick video i saw

Kudao- Oh I've seen this vod already, its dope!

Honsho- Ah I see we must be algo bros. because this happens all the time ;

Kudao- luls
by trvrsr March 25, 2023
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Mash bro

Gone far enough, wants to shank Bowser for thinking it's a trio.
"That's far enough mash bro!"

"I'll shank you, this ain't a trio!
by Уαheց November 10, 2018
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Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.
Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.
by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018
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