tight as a coke bottle 

When something you wear (more commonly used for sex) is to tight.

Damn this condom is As 'tight as a coke bottle'

tight as a coke bottle by LaffyAfi73 April 2, 2017

Heaven in a bottle 

Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.

Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."

(Later)

Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."

Heaven in a bottle by Neth3rtwist June 26, 2017

spunk the bottle 

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

spunk the bottle by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Atomic water bottle 

When you piss, shit, and nut in some sort of container

Yo I made an atomic water bottle last night.

Atomic water bottle by Tiny Meat Gang November 2, 2017

Shooting water bottle rockets 

The act of masturbating while having your partner douche your ass.

Steve & Matt seems to always enjoy leaving to go shooting water bottle rockets together. Such nice boys

Shooting water bottle rockets by BiggestDickLarry April 22, 2018

Smack the bottle 

To casually take a sip or swig of a any liquor bottle.

Brian told Zach to smack the bottle to stay warm.

Smack the bottle by Lainhairrr May 7, 2018

Loosened the bottle cap 

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

Loosened the bottle cap by BottleMaster June 5, 2018