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Boner heaven

1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner

2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven

When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
by Boner Heaven July 11, 2016
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Book Boner

When you leave a book open for a while (paper-cover), and when you go to close the book, the cover pops back up.
Tim: Damn my text book has a book boner, I am gonna have to flip it on its other side so it will go away.
by WYALS September 11, 2016
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Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual
your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"
by TyTyCool October 21, 2016
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friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015
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hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.
OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER
by Bananasalady December 15, 2015
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Boner Wrestling

The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.
Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.
by Chodaboy068 January 24, 2016
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Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.
by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018
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