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tension boner

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.
So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away
by doc rich September 22, 2015
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vanilla boner

Only being sexually attracted to normal sexual desires
Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
by Espeoni October 10, 2015
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wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
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Bike Boner

When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.
Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.

Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
by Rocheman4280 June 29, 2013
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boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples
by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015
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boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011
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Boner Talking

Excessively complementing or talking up an individual to a point where it seems that there may be a sexual intrest in the individual
your totally killing it, you're amazing, you're the best, god I wish I was as good as you. "Hey man stop boner talking me"
by TyTyCool October 21, 2016
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