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Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).
Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!
by Willywonkered August 9, 2025
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Reverse Uno Blumpkin

The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!
Damn that girl was dropping logs giving me a Reverse Uno Blumpkin
by CreamPyi September 13, 2021
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The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.
The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?
by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021
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Reverse blumpkin

While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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Blumpkin Pie

An act of oral sex while defecating on the toilet, or blumpkin, used as a holiday or Thanksgiving joke or the after effect of a blumpkin.
Hey babe. Wanna go make our famous Thanksgiving dessert? Let's go to the bathroom and make a blumpkin pie!!
by DKRemedy February 12, 2021
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surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
by Sxfndr December 6, 2020
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Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
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