Baby bear moment

when something happens and it works out just right

Wow its the perfect temperature today
Yah man its definitely a baby bear moment.

by Grimm Brothers April 12, 2011

Vaginal Beard

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Bah-Bear

The cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having. It likes to snuggle and cuddle all day and night, and occasionally flies around the room only to land abruptly on the faces of others in the room. This land is called a butt-bomb.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.

"Bah-Bear wants cuddles n' love"

by RoseOak February 8, 2013

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

by figurista June 7, 2014

Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.

Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.

by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016

Koala Bear Hugging

When one person, usually the girl, wraps their legs around the hips of the guy.

"Did you see Sam koala bear hugging that guy?"

by lithpingithfun February 8, 2017