After a man has had oral sex and shot his load, he then beats his cock on the woman's face to make sure all the cum has been unloaded.
by <insert> October 2, 2004

Laura- "Hey Becky, what are you doing this weekend?"
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."
Becky- "Oh, not much. Probly just gonna beat the rug."
by Richard Ballsworth January 27, 2016

Guy 1. When he is fucking her, there isn't music.
Guy 2. Yeah he can't drop beats he as to go around.
Guy 2. Yeah he can't drop beats he as to go around.
by hateonme! August 7, 2008

the ultimate form of being beat. the mother of all people who are beat. the leader of the beat. extremely ugly and makes you want to throw up just by thinking about looking at whoever is hodge-beat.
by jigsaw March 15, 2005

by some guy that you will never meet May 4, 2006

to masturbate.
by vastard February 27, 2010

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.
THis can also be used as an adjective.
"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"
by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006
