Beat your Jesus 

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Beat your Jesus by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003

beat the clock 

Beat the clock is a great, although difficult game to play. When fucking a girl from behind, you pull out a knife and stab the girl. You then have to fuck her hard enough to "beat the clock" and cum before she dies.

I was playing beat the clock with some whore last night but she died before I could nut. Now I've got mad blue balls.

beat the clock by Lil Tigger July 1, 2005

beat beat 

masturbating, jerking off

man, I need to go home and beat beat my meat

beat beat by beat beat your meat August 3, 2003

beat the meat 

what u do in front of people while being drunk as fuck!

How much have u had to drink?
sut hte fuk up dood im beetin my fukin meet%$23?>

beat the meat by cody September 2, 2004

beat the cock game 

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!

Dude I failed on the beat the cock game

beat the cock game by fuckster flags April 3, 2010

beat up 

to cuddle with perfect girlfriend/boyfreind

im tryna go beat up my girl

beat up by Kennyxxx June 22, 2010

Beat it like a rented mule 

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

Beat it like a rented mule by Ebin October 29, 2002