Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

beard belly

beer belly with a happy trail, making it look like your belly has a nice, well groomed beard.

Pablo: Yo, check out my beard belly!
Dan: Nice, it's better than your goatee!

by phagocitosis June 12, 2011

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Beard Mocking

Making fun of someones beard that is shorter than yours. Usually displayed by stroking in ones general direction with a less fantastic beard.

Did you see that guy? He was totally beard mocking me.

by J-licious Mcnasty November 7, 2013

beard daddy

A man whose beard game is on point. His beard commands attention and takes up a large portion of his face. When having relations with him he will likely have you screaming "daddy" (even though he may not have kids)

Sarah did you see that beard daddy working at the bank! ?!

by Kbunnei July 8, 2016

Beardmored

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.

"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."

by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019

gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.

U r such a Gee beard

by kbeard February 8, 2007