Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.
Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022
by Opengoal August 28, 2014
Mus opened the dojo and beat up those POGs in HQ Platoon. If you know anyone who needs it feel free to ask them what time it is and when they respond with 2:30 etc etc, say "It is time to open the dojo."
by Pocha December 04, 2010
when your friend gets angry at you or when the FBI finds out you have been hiding 16 bodies for 17 years.
by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW October 23, 2022
A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
by CreamyDreamSupreme May 01, 2023
(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 02, 2022
I tried to convince my girlfriend to try anal but she's not into it. I wish she would be more open behinded.
by ozzysms November 04, 2014