bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.

Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.

by ThorV April 12, 2016

Bandit

A bitch ass operator in the game Rainbow Six Siege

Gamer 1: That bitch Bandit

Gamer 2: What about Bitch boi Bandit
Gamer 1: FUCK BANDIT

by TwitchyBitch March 19, 2019

Booty Bandits

A gay ass facking crew that fingers other guys.Rip for the kids who were the victims.

Booty Bandits are gay.
Don't get fingered by the Booty Bandits

by Soucj skfjl May 27, 2018

booty bandit

for someone (usually a male) to steal your girl!

man1 hid yo girl he's a booty bandit!

by -_-ll January 8, 2020

bandit

It didnt go the way it was meant to go; as planned. Rather: "It went bandit".

Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.

by songthrush August 11, 2009

The tasty kake bandit

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy

“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”

by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010