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bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.
Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
by porcineperson August 23, 2011
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pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.
lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.
by big group March 1, 2009
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Potato bacon

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.
by Autopulse@hotmail.com February 12, 2019
mugGet the Potato baconmug.

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.
Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON
by Papi E April 28, 2014
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Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.
Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch
by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020
mugGet the Fearless Baconmug.

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.
Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!
by evaaty June 14, 2011
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Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.
Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.
by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011
mugGet the Circle Baconmug.

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