pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 1, 2009

tactical bacon

Its Tactical Bacon, what else do you need to know.

Guy 1:What's tactical bacon?
Guy 2:It's tactical bacon thats all you have to know.

TACTICAL BACON

by Papi E April 28, 2014

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.

Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."

by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017

Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.

Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”

by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.

Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!

by evaaty June 14, 2011