Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.

Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”

by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 7, 2020

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

bacon out

In movies when someone is badly hurt or close to death and they hit the ground and convulse or seizure. The best bacon out is usually the result of a virus or disease and often accompanied by foaming at the mouth.

My favorite part in Terminator 2 was when that guy who invented the cybernetic hand was baconing out after being shot and was still able to detonate the bombs.

by Van Def July 7, 2005

bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.

Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.

by porcineperson August 23, 2011

pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 1, 2009

Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.

The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".

by jtumas January 12, 2010

Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.

Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.

by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011