Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

Sure as a door by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster 

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH 

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are

WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH by Intoxicants May 24, 2021

shanked as a dog

when you are you high that you look like your friends dead dog. that jimmy "accidentally" shanked last week .

i am as shanked as a dog as right now guys. Me say "so you are 6 feet under"

shanked as a dog by Nick’s terms September 11, 2021

shit is real as kraft mayo 

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

shit is real as kraft mayo by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

Girl wearing a skirt as a top 

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic

Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top

Girl wearing a skirt as a top by Kan't Vaccinate DemKids February 11, 2021

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.) 

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.) by sobonate December 10, 2012