Mia is apart of the Lo-Gang
by lilshock17 March 13, 2024
Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 17, 2025
Ah lo? Ah lo? Anybody there? Ah lo?
by The minty nerd? December 30, 2015
Homicide and Homelessness.
Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 06, 2021
A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?
“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
by Miasma39 September 23, 2020
I’m about to leave my girlfriend called and said she wanted to have sex. I think I’m going to do The Los Pollos.
by NotDev_RT January 22, 2025
by Freshboi May 17, 2021