A fat ass. Can suck your dick faster than any thot around. Closes you can get to a high stripper a day after plastic surgery. Will fuck for a buck any time he can. Eats more ass than Niki Minaj and Iggy Azalea combined. Will mistake and dick for a hot dog.
My friend Alex tried to suck my dick at McDonald's the other day and I had to tell him it's not a hot dog. He was horny the rest of the day.
by Fumbbbb November 2, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A pussy ass bitch. He has a small dick and small vagina. He fucks his cats like he fucks his sister hard and fast. He also is a stinky cunt who likes hentai and wont shut the fuck up.
Look at that ugly cunt he must be an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
See that stinky bitch he must be an Alex
That hobo looks like an Alex
by cool stuff cooler than the but March 28, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is an extremely weird person, he only sits on his computer playing wow and league of legends, his never moves from his chair and always gets his mum to cut up a bowl of mango for him, he tends to have some trouble with his "little fella" .
Yeah... He pre gey
Yeah... He pre gey
by yeahsure1234 March 13, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A very grumpy old boomer man who enjoys raging at innocent kids in his class
He constantly scratches his head and in result, rains down dandruff on the desk behind him
He looks like a goldfish, but often looks instead like an angry penguin/bulldog.
I would describe him as a VERY scary person. thank you and please like our post
He constantly scratches his head and in result, rains down dandruff on the desk behind him
He looks like a goldfish, but often looks instead like an angry penguin/bulldog.
I would describe him as a VERY scary person. thank you and please like our post
O: Alex is such an Alex!
T: What's an Alex?
--SEARCH ON URBAN DICTIONARY--
no.2 :
Alex is such a rage monster!
T: What's an Alex?
--SEARCH ON URBAN DICTIONARY--
no.2 :
Alex is such a rage monster!
by okboooomer March 13, 2020
Get the Alexmug. The ugliest person in the world. Someone you loved before they broke your heart. They said that they would love you forever and wait for you but never did! Don’t trust someone named Alex! Hate people named Alex!
by Maddieeeeee cateyyyy May 5, 2018
Get the Alexmug. 
by Mother420 June 7, 2020
Get the Alexmug.