A syndrome in which two girls spend copious amounts of time trolling the pages of Ashley Madison dot com under fake profiles containing photographs stolen off the internet (usually from the Facebook pages of beautiful, hot bodied women). While doing so, they taunt, terrorize and insult their victims with catch phrases and verbiage taken from the "greek sex" section of Urban Dictionary, while simultaneously bringing them to cyber orgasm. Symptoms include: ordering massive amounts of take out, not showering, gaining 6-8 pounds, not getting dressed or brushing teeth/ hair, laughing till stomach hurts, farting, channel surfing and drinking alcohol (all kinds).
After receiving a DUI on Thanksgiving weekend, Janice and Sarah decided to stay at home and soon developed a chronic affliction doctors could only determine to be Ashley Madison Syndrome.
by Superpumpers November 27, 2011
Get the Ashley Madison Syndromemug. A very beautiful girl. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. She is unique and very comfortable to be with. She has glasses but wears contacts, she is beautiful with both on. She is very popular but only lets a few friends be her bestfriends. If you meet her, consider yourself a lucky person. Don't ever break her heart. She's very tough. Her sense of humor makes her very awesome. She has a awesome sense of style. She is one of my bestfriends.
by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011
Get the Ashley Ballantynemug. 1. Person #1:Ewwww look at those anorexic freaks.
Person #2: Oh it's just Mary-kate and Ashley!
2. Lara! Put away mary-kate and ashley! -sees lara covering her boobs-
Person #2: Oh it's just Mary-kate and Ashley!
2. Lara! Put away mary-kate and ashley! -sees lara covering her boobs-
by .:xXSexiBiotchXx:. June 17, 2005
Get the mary-kate and ashleymug. by Period pain March 9, 2019
Get the Dirty Matthew Ashleymug. a beautiful girl, who at times is crazy, energetic, loud, spontaneous, but is still lovable. She has a unique heart and is a rare diamond. She has beautiful eyes and a gorgeous face. This girl is hard to fin so one you have her, dont let her go, and if you do, you are a dumb fool.
by Jon Taze November 26, 2010
Get the ashley rivishmug. Basic white girls cheering on their friend Ashley doing something annoying, boring, basic, or accidental to which they then assume it’s so wild and crazy they prefer to her as a “Crackhead”…
by Quandele dingles sneaky link June 6, 2022
Get the ashley your such a crackheadmug. by suck.my.ass.chfgfn December 26, 2015
Get the suck my ashleymug.