When you forget the lube but you guys do anal anyway and your dick becomes red hot due to the friction.
by Alaskan Fucker October 11, 2021
Get the Alaskan Firedragon mug.Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
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Get the Alaskan thunder sleeve mug.During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
by Susextrovert November 17, 2021
Get the Alaskan Pillow Case mug.Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman
by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021
Get the Alaskan Fisherman mug.The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
Get the Alaskan Lasagna mug.The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
by GlizzyLord98 November 24, 2021
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