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Satan Slay

Satan slay you, Aiden >: (!
by Amogus Sussi Baka February 8, 2023
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
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satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
by Anita Satanic Blowjob May 22, 2025
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Satan's Butterfly

A cockroach, specifically palmetto bugs but can be applied to any cockroach that can fly. These are the butterflies no one admires.
"Oh my god, a Satan's Butterfly crawled out of the sink drain, kill it!"

"I've recently called over an exterminator to my house. I've been getting a lot of Satan's Butterflies in my house."
by ElliotTheFennekin May 28, 2025
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Satan Shitting

Taking long poops at work on the clock in hopes of winding down the day quicker for full hours.
Kyle’s spends more time Satan shitting than he does on the forklift.
by Jammin876 June 8, 2025
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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
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Satan

The most arrogant, self sentered bastard you’ll ever meet, the enemy of God, the enemy of Humanity, hates all that is good, hates every one and every thing, hates all of creation, doomed to hell, but brings everyone possible down with him.

Satan is a defeated loser, the ONLY loser, maybe, Satan is a wretch, a beast, a dragon, but ultimately defeated by Jesus, our lord and savior, who you should seek instantly, because there’s no guarantee for tomorrow, find him, seek him, he’s the closest he’s ever been, find Jesus today.
Satan deserves nothing.
by Joe mama1928478291 April 17, 2024
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