jason jager

Just plain old Amazing!!!

I wish I was Jason Jager!!

by Jag74Man July 11, 2017

jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too

“wah jason so hot”
“too bad so many girls are chasing him”

by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.

Jason D is cool dude

by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019

Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.

Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.

by DefPoetic May 21, 2022

Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL

A Real Jason - read it

by Immi786 June 14, 2023