Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Google Mail

noun
1) An expansion of the word Gmail

2) dated, British. A term used for Gmail in the UK as another company claimed trademark to the Gmail name in the UK.
(note: Gmail has now retained its original name since 3rd May 2010.)

Hello there gentlemen. I have a Google Mail account. Jolly good.

by koolyman June 14, 2011

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 April 17, 2011

Google Baucker

People who google a meaning and find it then bauck about it.

Thalia overheard a fact, as a Google Baucker searched and found the real truth.

by Darthmohicas July 16, 2015

Google Dance

When you make an SEO focused change to your website and Google doesn't know what to do. One minute you rank better in the Search Results Pages SERP's and the next you drop out.

I updated my sites title tags and its doing the Google Dance.

by Gazcap November 13, 2019

Google Thumper

A person who uses Google as the bible to prove you wrong.

"Did you know sharks swim 1000 miles a day?"
"Actually no, it says right here on Google they swim 35 miles a day."
"You're such a Google thumper"
"You're still wrong"

by Quantum Rocket May 16, 2015