Front Puddle

Vaginal discharge as a result of intense excitement.

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!

by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016

front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

by [e-mail] November 29, 2015

Front Meat

n. The curves of a womens front side and legs. A women who appears thicker from the front, or a women with large breasts and a small ass.

She doesn't have much of an ass but she had plenty of front meat to go around!

by Evantecero September 3, 2013

Front Bottom Immunity

The belief of self-entitled and often bitter females that their gender will irrationally excuse them from the consequences of both behaving unreasonably and of ignoring legal obligations such as Court Orders and the like

Petra refused to let her ex see any of his children relying on her front bottom immunity to excuse her from the potential criminal consequences of not allowing the children to enjoy the company of their father

by notfunny33 December 26, 2019

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019