brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 4, 2010

Errol Brown

Another name for the drink Hot Chocolate. Derived from the British pop band from the 70s & 80s, of which Errol Brown was the lead singer.

Gaz: Fancy an Errol Brown mate?
Dean: Ooh I could murder a Hot Chocolate, everyone's a winner!

by GazCT March 9, 2012

brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

Brown Scorpion

A Brown Scorpion is when you are in the 69 position with a woman on top. She bites down on your cock just hard enough to make you freeze in terror, but not actually do any damage. Then she proceeds to shit all over your face.

I was in a 69 with Samantha last night, and the next thing I knew she hit me with a Brown Scorpion!

by highborn June 9, 2009

Brown Nose

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!

by C.J. Byrne April 19, 2008

Mike Brown

When you take a poop and it makes a skid mark down the side of the toilet

Mark- "Look at this brown streak on the toilet bowl!"
Donny- "Someone must have taken a Mike Brown."

by Babaquan December 31, 2014

Gash Browns

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.

Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously

by Merkin Boy June 12, 2007