Wanker

a wanker if someone who has a "wank"

which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"

what u doin u fucking wanker

by dtest March 2, 2003

Wanker

Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.

- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.

by -Esca- November 21, 2007

wanker

A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.

"The referee's a Wanker"

by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005

Wanker

Someone who loves oneself

Person 1: (Insert something about being better than anyone else)

Person 2: You utter wanker!!!

by Fuck You April 7, 2005

wanker- berry

blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube

Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!

by LupinIII April 23, 2005

wankerific

wankerific means to me,... somone or something that is SO sexually exciting to a person, that it elicits a desire to masturbate, and/or someone that is SO FAR out of one's league, that the ONLY chance for sexual-satisfaction regarding said subject is likely to be wanking about them.

Felicia is so HOT, she is the ultimate in wankerific bait-!

by DUG853 April 22, 2006

wankerspank

someone no one likes who just so happens to wank off on regular occasion and lets people know in short form an idiot. Ex: That guy just parked his car in wet cement. What a wankerspank.

bob: so man whats up
fred: bob no one likes you
bob: ... i'll wank on your face bro
fred: (to timmy) soo bobs a wankerspank

by caitling March 21, 2007