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Professional Pocket Watcher

A person who is obsessed with and spends the majority of their life knowing more about what's inside someone's elses pockets more than what's in their own pockets or own life. Usually a hater, they make rampant HR violations at work by talking about everyone else's take home salary openly in the office. They are so busy watching others they have no value in their own career, job, or life as all their time is spent watching others instead of actually developing their own skills and abilities, thus making them easily replaceable.
Man did you see Erik at work today? He's a true professional Pocket Watcher and should take part in the World Olympics Pocket Watching division. I am sure he would win.

Though Edward hated pocket watchers growing up in the south, he become a Professional Pocket Watcher himself over the years when he knew how much money all his neighbors paid for rent , how much was in their bank account, when their checks hit every month, and how long they've lived at the building.
by GO DJ HaKa July 7, 2023
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Ain’t got no how watchamacallit

Ain't got no how whatchamacallit is a phrase scrawled on the side of a wall by Kurt Cobain In 1985

He later got arrested after writing it.
John: Did you hear that Cobain was arrested for drawing Ain’t got no how watchamacallit on a wall?

Fred: No I didnt, that's crazy!
by Jack Koffe June 11, 2022
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hey guys, watch this!

The last words of some rednecks.
Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*
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wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

Very sketch sentence used bu juvenile delinquents to throw off reporters.
+Here's an actual customer out here, uh what's the best kind of firework to buy?

- Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

+Where are your parents? Kid's sketchy, back to you guys.
by Eldeirun July 13, 2023
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Weather

You seriously need an example for weather? Look out the fucking window you dumb-fuck
by Hentai_Harry_ November 17, 2017
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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
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watchung

the best town out of the (4) towns . watchung has the hottest girls and coolest guys!!!!
greenbrooke peeps are weird
longhill ppl are sketchy
warren ppl are bitches
watchung is the chillest!!!!!!!

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"watchung is the coolest town ever"
"yeah man"
by sexypeep1590 January 25, 2009
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