The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.

Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"

by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023

mini van wave

A wave associated we the coolest of mini van drivers. Once thought to be a form or road rage from inconspicuous fathers stuck driving the family mini van when they would rather be driving a jeep

Chris says " as this sweet mini van apporaches make sure to use your best mini van wave "

by Jxshocking August 4, 2017

the dirty wave

When you shit in a kiddy pool and throw said pool at your step son.

He was being a nastard, so I’m gonna give him the dirty wave.

by Harveygrinder May 11, 2023

Hate Your Face Wave

It is a high speed wave that is used by people who want to flip you off but think it is too vulgar to use the middle finger. The faster the wave the more hate is fueling it. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean that you can't use hand gestures to express your anger.

Kathy was so angry at the drive that cut her off that she gave them the hate your face wave.

by Oi has a monster May 7, 2018

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016

Twinkle wave

A cheeky/light-hearted/playful wave where someone waves and wiggles their fingers to add some personality to the wave

Context: video of Lando norris waved at Charles Leclerc on the track at the 2022 French GP
comment: "Lando even slowed down for his twinkle wave or whatever you call what that was!"

by aye who's cutting onions July 25, 2022