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Washington DC

Where the "minorities" are the majority and get everything handed to them but still act discriminated against. Don't be white in DC.
black dude: I'm soo discriminated against, i live in Washington DC
white dude: are u serious? i get all kinds of shit from your people, and my family was too dirt poor to own slaves.
black dude: too bad
by repressed December 27, 2010
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Washington wayward wise up

When someone believes you originated from Texas or other southern state when you lived in Washington for a while and are English.
Howdy! Didn't you come from the south of the US?

No, I lived in Washington for a while and I'm English! That's a bit of a Washington wayward wise up!
by Longleggedcleggyweggy December 14, 2010
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Washington Monument

The act of shaving in a way that your happy trail goes from your chest all the way down to your dick. Basically, you're completely shaving your pubes except for the part that connects to the happy trail.
So i was shaving my pubes last night, and kept the part that connects to my happy trail there. They call it a Washington Monument
by Wyattman854 September 4, 2011
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Washington Beach

Loosely defined as the cultural center of the SoHud (South of Hudson) neighborhood located on the North Side of Columbus, Ohio, with Summit Street (U.S. Route 23) forming its north-south spine. Situated northeast of Ohio State University's Main Campus, the population is a mix of students, working-class Whites (many the oft-unruly grandchildren and great-grandchildren of former CAP and Columbus Coated Fabric employees), university employees, retirees, and artists/musicians drawn to the area from other parts of Ohio.

As SoHud/Washington Beach falls within the Old(e) North neighborhood of Columbus, many long-time residents simply use the term "Old North" or "North Campus" when referring to SoHud and/or Washington Beach, although the neighborhood is not technically part of the OSU campus. SoHud/Washington Beach is generally agreed to be bordered by East Hudson Street to the north, the former Conrail railroad tracks to the east, East Lane Avenue to the south, and Indianola Avenue to the west.

Void of more traditional retail endeavors, the neighborhood is home to a number of bars and live music venues, a vegan friendly restaurant, and a record store. Crime is not unheard of, although encounters with insufferable Social Justice Warriors (SJW) are more likely.
I went to a concert in Washington Beach and was asked to leave after ordering a White Russian from the bartender.
by vince4202 April 3, 2017
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Yellow Washing

When you are in a small bathroom and pretend that you're a human dishwasher by spinning around while peeing with your pants around your ankles. Bonus points if the door is open.
The bathroom was covered in piss due to Joe's yellow washing.
by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015
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George Washington

When a girl masturbates with a roll of quarters.

when a man jerks off with a roll quarters in his ass.
That george washington i had last night was the best ten dollars i ever spent.
by Harry Fishburger December 13, 2010
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Washingtonian

People that refuse to marry outside the pool of graduates from the same high school.
Friends discussing the union of the couple whose wedding they are attending:

"Didn't Erin meet Jay in college?"
"No man, she's a Washingtonian- it's not allowed."
by wacohi rebel December 23, 2009
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