Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

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business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

by tiffany yo April 23, 2014

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tox1c_.waste

an amazing best friend who is very weird - marie

go follow @tox1c_.waste on tiktok

by deathraiderzxx July 4, 2021

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Waste of genetic material

Sidney

look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord

by SantasSpy November 2, 2019

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White Claw Wasted

When a person drinks so much White Claw that they are extremely intoxicated and have no idea what is going on around them.

Look at Chassie walking around with her tit falling out of her shirt. She drank so much tonight that she's White Claw Wasted.

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020

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Beer Wasted

a way to describe one who is intoxicated by beer.

Girl 1: "YOURE MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE YOU"
Girl 2: 'OHMYGOSH I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Sinister Cousin: "How lame theyre doing the iloveyou thing, they're so beer wasted"

by JosethebombCuervo October 27, 2010

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