Word Wanker 

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.

'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'

Word Wanker by Bazb November 28, 2011

Turkey Wanker 

A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.

Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo

Turkey Wanker by VeTe January 9, 2012

walked on

What happens when you try and front on 240 HB, and race him.

civic 1: why do you look so shocked?
civic 2: because i tried to race this busted-looking blue nissan pick-up with this crazy driver, and he walked on my sorry ass.
civic 1: damn, i better watch out for him.

walked on by joe January 14, 2004

wanker 

wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff

Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)

wanker by marquel January 11, 2008

Wanker 

One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.

George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!

Wanker by Nytehauq August 21, 2003

wanker 

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

wanker by beardman September 17, 2003

Wanker 

1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.

1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.

Wanker by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005