turkey bud

Top grade marijuana. Prize winning strains of homegrown mary jane. Term used almost exclusivly in midwest societies.

Man, I only smoke the good stuff, you know, the Turkey Bud.

by Gator, Scoops, Tony Flowers October 10, 2003

the cold turkey

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.

DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."

by DrOk63 February 27, 2003

Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

Turkey Stuffing

The act of a female spreading her vagina open and allowing a male shit in the vagina. Then the male proceedes to fuck the mess as if stuffing a turkey

Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.

by AGiogio December 14, 2010

turkey leg

a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg

hey paul, roll us a big fat turkey leg so we can get stoned

by bolanos June 20, 2007

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by diy July 28, 2008

slurping the turkey

Sucking white meat through one's mouth.

I saw your mom slurping the turkey.

by Haruki November 22, 2006