tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 07, 2010

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012

tube cowboy

When you justify purchasing dope cowboy boots for a Texas wedding by wearing them when you get home on the tube in London… nice work bobo!

D-Rock didn’t Google “tube cowboy” but if he had, he would have found this…

by OGProperSean December 03, 2021

Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.

Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.

by MasterKlaw December 25, 2020

seed tube

Yet another slang word for penis.

That guy will stick his seed tube into anything that has a pulse.

by Miqq December 09, 2017

skank-tubing

Any lewd and/or indecent sexual act with a female of ill-repute. Then proudly bragging about it.

Oh man, you know that nasty chick Lischa? I went skank-tubing with her last night! She even let me give her a bismarck!!

by the29thSoldier January 28, 2010

tubing

The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.

"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015