Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 28, 2023

Australian Keg Stand

The act of doing a keg stand through the butthole to effectively chug (or as it is also known formally; boofing) through the ass to consume alcohol. The term Australian referring to the fact the chigging is being done down under.

"Yo! Did you see Andre just straight up do an Australian keg stand right in the middle of the party infront of everyone?"
"I know bro that was insane! Talk about boofing right!?"

by TheCreatorOfBadWetDreams November 3, 2025

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Cadia stands!

A Warhammer 40K reference. It is an example of the indomitable human spirit, Cadia Stands! is a rallying cry for humanity, as the planet broke before the guard did.

As the chaos cultists closed in the last three imperial guardsmen shouted,”Cadia Stands!”, and fulfilled their duty for the Emperor

by PsychoPubBoi April 16, 2024

Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.

Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!

by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021

Stand Up

When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.

Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!

Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you

by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022