Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.
They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
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Get the L Nerd mug.A person, (usually male) who is obsessed with tactical gear, techniques, knowledge, etc. Usually either a huge fan of the military, or very anti-military. Only wears camo or 5-11 tactical. Probably has a creepily detailed plan about how they’d survive the zombie apocalypse. Either owns a gun, or was denied a license. Usually has applied to join the army, probably failed the phyc exam because they were so excited to kill people. Probably at least a little sexist, and would likely bring up something really weird on the first date and never see them again.
See military nerd, and just imagine it on steroids.
See military nerd, and just imagine it on steroids.
Guy 1- Man, that dude’s such a creep. He spends all his time watching violent porn and dreaming about being legally able to kill people.
Guy 2- I know right! Such a tac nerd.
Guy 2- I know right! Such a tac nerd.
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Get the Sock Nerd mug.A quilt with patches depicting things considered to be out of the realm of mainstream, such as neutrons and test tubes, obscure Nick at Nite cartoon characters, or tools to die-cut anything.
After a long day of die-cutting ham for his Vin Diesel statue, Belac wrapped himself up in his nerd quilt for a quiet evening of watching cartoons, eating pickles, and texting with his iSpy friends.
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Present participle of herp-nerd (Verb).
The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.
The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
The act of engaging in behavior which focuses on an object or circumstance peripheral to the immediate object or circumstance at hand.
The act of herp-nerding essentially introduces an extra element of humor by slightly derailing norms by focusing on something that doesn't need to be focused on, making it the new topic of focus. This act alters the attention from the immediate focus, to a peripheral focus.
(ex 1): Two individuals sit in a restaurant looking over a menu. This is the (normal) immediate object or circumstance at hand.
Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.
The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).
Herp-nerding would ensue if one or both of the two individuals were to take the menu, the silverware, and all objects on both sides of a table and attempt to match them up equally, as if each of the objects on both ends of the table were mirror images of one another.
The focus (and act of herp-nerding) would shift from reading the menu and ordering food, to mirroring the objects--the focus changed (from reading/ordering food) to (playing with and mirroring the objects on the table).
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