Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

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tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

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tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

by Bbbbbbbbbbb January 29, 2014

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ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

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"Tickle the Lens" or ""Tickling the Lens" is used to describe a person that is great at photography. This person can either be "natural" or "formally trained" to take a great-looking photo. This expression is similar to "Tickle the Ivory" or "Tickling the Ivory" which is a person great at playing the piano.

If you're looking for a wedding photographer, I've been known to "Tickle the Lens."

by GMoneyGrill July 22, 2016

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