A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012
Get the Fog Beaver mug.A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.
person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'
person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011
Get the beaver - whale mug.when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
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Get the beaver canoe mug.When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
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Get the beaver bumping mug.Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
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