When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016
Get the secret rocking chairmug. 
Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.
Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
Get the secret shoppermug. The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 4, 2021
Get the Secret Spicemug. When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
Get the Secret agent poomug. The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
by Quixand October 6, 2017
Get the Secret Santamug. by Turqle_ May 15, 2021
Get the Secrets don't last at Tilted Towersmug.