Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason carver

an absolute bitch with a good actor

This idiot tried to kill eddie munson and lucas sinclair in stranger things

Then he split in half and died

Bob: "I feel like I am gonna split in half"
Kevin: "like jason carver?"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022

Jasoned

When dating or being engaged to a man who is already married but is also dating many women behind his wifes back.

Ive been jasoned

by Wendy mary 75 January 29, 2021

jason r.rich

Jason r.rich
Jason is a great man with a big, big brain.

He makes games better, he has the strats!

He is a man with a small pp but a big hearth

Jason r.rich is the inventie of the Grey pistol

by Jumperz bos July 21, 2020

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022