The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!
by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

by Sillypenguin153 June 23, 2025

by H@nn@ October 13, 2011

Example 1
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am yasuo main
Example 2
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am teemo main
Example 3
Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I am master yi main
by imagineperson April 22, 2022

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).
by dailybirdsandtrees May 31, 2018
